Fried Chicken! Yes fried chicken is the Soylent Green of the 21st century.
I’m not accusing Colonel Sanders of polluting the population I’m talking about generic fried chicken; GFC©. The ubiquitous yellow and orange box with the inspiring words ‘fried chicken’ emblazoned in a design-less font is to be seen on street corners everywhere. It has taken over from the chippie, Mickey Ds and the Colonel as the choice on the streets.
It’s obviously a conspiracy; the cheaply battery reared chickens are injected with a stupidity serum by a shadowy corporate organisation. Their plan, to lower the intelligence quota of the masses and take over a moribund and docile populace.
Say no to Southern fried chicken©, Dixie fried chicken©, Best fried chicken©, Tennessee fried chicken©, and Terry’s fried chicken© and all the other variations. They are playing a major part in the dumbing down of society.
The Bird brains are winning
It’s finger lickin’ bad